We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
