from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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