just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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