On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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