I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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