How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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