Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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