This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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