Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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