it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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