im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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