I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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