U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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