HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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