Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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