Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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