My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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