Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Randomize
