don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'm having to shit out rocks
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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