**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
