She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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