the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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