In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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