it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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