forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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