I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
