miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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