So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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