Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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