is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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