i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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