Your tits are I can't wait for
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
only you would photoshop your dick
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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