Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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