In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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