Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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