Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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