mondays should just be called national damage control day
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He did a backflip because drugs
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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