Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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