Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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