"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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