Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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