i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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