nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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