I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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