Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Randomize
