I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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