We're like a lot better than the average bears
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
