i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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