Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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