Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Randomize
