Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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