after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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