Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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